when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
(Source: sadfortune, via hallemyberries)
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
"I wish you were beside me because all I want is to cuddle up and fall asleep while listening to the rain and your heartbeat."
|Professor:||Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
|Like 3 people:||*raises hand*
|Professor:||Who plans on never getting married?
|Professor:||*points me out* why?
"For which f are you drinking to? Fuck, forget, or fun?"